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Pieces Hit
10/8/2007, 12:26 PM
Hi, it's your old quasi-friend back from the ether.
(sniffs ether once more, ah, yes.)

So, anyway, now that the Pooks got all this money and what not -

Freels -

how long until they field a NC team?

ha ha ha, oh that's rich...


Ok, sorry.

I'll try again...

How long till they're in the AP top 25 again?


Best guess wins a free glow-in-the-dark Pistol Pete enema bag.




Oh, and how bout that Stanford?

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1008/ncf_g_jharbaugh_412.jpg

Heh.

I'm rooting for Stanford.
My Opinion Matters
10/8/2007, 12:33 PM
I always thought you were the same person as sanantoniosooner. Weird.
KRYPTON
10/8/2007, 12:33 PM
How much hydrogen does the sun have left to fuse? Please be sure to factor in the entire carbon fusion cycle... what, 11 billion years or so?
SoonerEmpire
10/8/2007, 12:34 PM
When will they stop sucking? That's easy. Whenever they have sucked so much of a load that they have to stop to spit or swallow. Then, they will resume sucking again. Open wide, Gumby! [hairGel]
Pieces Hit
10/8/2007, 12:35 PM
^^^ Well, you're half right.
Position Limit
10/8/2007, 12:40 PM
that choke job saturday night was poetry. watching those guys choke away game after game never gets old. it would really suck to be an osu fan. i talking poetry. aggie slap fight ending in a roughing the punter penalty.
LittleWingSooner
10/8/2007, 12:42 PM
OSU will always suck at some level. Sometimes the suckage won't be as bad as it is most years.
stoopified
10/8/2007, 12:50 PM
Never
Pieces Hit
10/8/2007, 12:52 PM
Now if memory serves me correctly, they were pretty good back in 1984...

Not reeeel good though.


So, no guesses?

This enema bag has hardly been used.
LittleWingSooner
10/8/2007, 12:53 PM
They've won 10 games once I think(1988?) maybe twice.
ouwapiti
10/8/2007, 12:58 PM
the 12th of NEVER!!!!!
silverwheels
10/8/2007, 12:59 PM
They're OSU. Sucking is what they do.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/8/2007, 01:05 PM
When they join the Sun belt..of course they would be second behind Troy but 8 of Gundys 14 wins have been against div2 and Illustrious Sun Belt rivals
Pieces Hit
10/8/2007, 01:09 PM
Seriously now - they gotta get rid of that black and orange.


I been away a while.

I'm still hating Les, right?
Flagstaffsooner
10/8/2007, 01:11 PM
They're OSU. Sucking is what they do.And they're gawdamned good at it![hairGel]
oufree
10/8/2007, 01:24 PM
easy answer............NEVER :P
yermom
10/8/2007, 01:49 PM
when water stops being wet ;)