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Hamhock
10/8/2007, 07:02 AM
I ordered something on-line. After I ordered it, I changed my mind, but it had already shipped. They shipped it USPS Priority Mail.

When it gets here, can i just mark it Return to Sender and use the post office as my free shipping service to get the item back to the seller?

Do I need to catch the guy before he puts it in my mailbox or do i have to spend the hour and a half in line at the post office.

Sincerely,

Hamhock
Mongo
10/8/2007, 07:19 AM
:dean: YOU WILL ACCEPT IT AND YOU WILL ****ING LIKE IT:dean:
Hamhock
10/9/2007, 09:12 AM
ya'll assidently let this fall to page 2.

it is very important.
Turd_Ferguson
10/9/2007, 09:21 AM
You should have to sign for it. When he/she knocks on the door for your sig, tell'm to **** off dip ****!
Hamhock
10/9/2007, 09:23 AM
no signature required.
ChickSoonerFan
10/9/2007, 09:27 AM
Is Dean the Postmaster?

:confused:
StoopTroup
10/9/2007, 09:27 AM
Panty of the month?
sooner_born_1960
10/9/2007, 09:36 AM
Is Dean the Postmaster?

:confused:
He's a seer, sage, and soothsayer. So, he pretty well knows everything.
Hamhock
10/9/2007, 09:36 AM
Is Dean the Postmaster?

:confused:

Does the Postmaster answer questions on the SO?

:confused:
ChickSoonerFan
10/9/2007, 09:43 AM
Does the Postmaster answer questions on the SO?

:confused:

Are you making fun of me?

:confused:
Hamhock
10/9/2007, 09:47 AM
Are you making fun of me?

:confused:

Never.
1stTimeCaller
10/9/2007, 09:50 AM
don't mess with Chick, d00d.

You mess with Chick, you get the rooster, or something.
ChickSoonerFan
10/9/2007, 09:59 AM
:)
Hamhock
10/9/2007, 10:04 AM
Is Dean the Postmaster?

:confused:

Howzit says that Dean delivers the male.
StoopTroup
10/9/2007, 10:08 AM
I bet they'll leave a note for you to come by Dean's....

http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/pictures/2007/ATT000101.jpg
C&CDean
10/9/2007, 10:35 AM
Just write "return to sender" on it and put it back in the mailbox.

I don't know if that's the official way to handle it, but that's what I'd do. They'll take care of it. That's what they do.
sooner_born_1960
10/9/2007, 10:42 AM
Just write "return to sender" on it and put it back in the mailbox.

I don't know if that's the official way to handle it, but that's what I'd do. They'll take care of it. That's what they do.
Sage advice.
Oldnslo
10/9/2007, 10:56 AM
Oz has spoken.
StoopTroup
10/9/2007, 11:01 AM
Must have just woke up.

Jobs that let you sleep during your shift RMFO.
Hamhock
10/9/2007, 11:07 AM
Just write "return to sender" on it and put it back in the mailbox.

I don't know if that's the official way to handle it, but that's what I'd do. They'll take care of it. That's what they do.

my mailman isn't a USPS employee and doesn't drive one of the cool trucks. he is known to not follow "official" rules.

give me your USPS Employee ID # for when he gives me static?
frankensooner
10/9/2007, 11:26 AM
You would finally be at the counter right now if you would have just taken the dang thing in when you first asked. geez!
C&CDean
10/9/2007, 11:27 AM
my mailman isn't a USPS employee and doesn't drive one of the cool trucks. he is known to not follow "official" rules.

give me your USPS Employee ID # for when he gives me static?

Your mailman most assuredly is a USPS employee. If he's not driving one of the groovy trucks or wearing the groovy clothes then he is a rural carrier - most likely what is called a Transitional Employee (TE). However, he is still a USPS employee.

My employee ID # is 69yourself.
Hamhock
10/9/2007, 11:35 AM
I ordered something on-line. After I ordered it, I changed my mind, but it had already shipped. They shipped it USPS Priority Mail.

When it gets here, can i just mark it Return to Sender and use the post office as my free shipping service to get the item back to the seller?

Do I need to catch the guy before he puts it in my mailbox or do i have to spend the hour and a half in line at the post office.




You would finally be at the counter right now if you would have just taken the dang thing in when you first asked. geez!


it's not here yet.
sooner_born_1960
10/9/2007, 11:35 AM
That's not a number! And, if he could do that, he wouldn't be ordering stuff from the internet.
Hamhock
10/9/2007, 11:37 AM
Your mailman most assuredly is a USPS employee.

sweet, so all I need to say is "The Dean said...."



My employee ID # is 69yourself.

You're funnin' with me, aren't you?
Hamhock
10/11/2007, 04:21 PM
Your mailman most assuredly is a USPS employee. If he's not driving one of the groovy trucks or wearing the groovy clothes then he is a rural carrier - most likely what is called a Transitional Employee (TE). However, he is still a USPS employee.

My employee ID # is 69yourself.


talk about coincidence!! water the odds of you of my mailman having the same employee ID#?