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critical_phil
10/8/2007, 12:27 AM
Pizza-flavored poop sounds AWESOME.


Undigested fat cannot be absorbed and passes through the body naturally. The excess fat is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it in the toilet as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza.


other "treatment" effects.... (http://www.myalli.com/whatisalli/commonquestions/treatmentEffects.aspx)

Frozen Sooner
10/8/2007, 12:49 AM
You can get Alli OTC at GNC or the Wal-Marts...

critical_phil
10/8/2007, 01:07 AM
You can get Alli OTC at GNC or the Wal-Marts...


does that come with the pizza flavored stools?

Sooner_Havok
10/8/2007, 01:29 AM
Nah, just teh cheeze bergur ones!

yermom
10/8/2007, 02:08 AM
i hear they suggest dark colored pants when you are taking that stuff :eek:

critical_phil
10/8/2007, 07:41 AM
i hear they suggest dark colored pants when you are taking that stuff :eek:


you could play a Ryan's Steakhouse prank on :dolemite:

OUDoc
10/8/2007, 08:40 AM
We've been slipping it in your drinks for weeks.

OKC-SLC
10/9/2007, 03:05 PM
We've been slipping it in your drinks for weeks.
The pizza flavored poop, that is.

OUDoc
10/9/2007, 03:36 PM
The pizza flavored poop, that is.
Well, yeah, not the drug. That's wimpy OTC stuff.

critical_phil
10/9/2007, 04:29 PM
this is an outrage to the Male Nurse Enema Giver Outer Association of America.

a product such as this could put me out of business.

StoopTroup
10/9/2007, 05:15 PM
Does that S**T work?

OKC-SLC
10/9/2007, 09:10 PM
this is an outrage to the Male Nurse Enema Giver Outer Association of America.

a product such as this could put me out of business.
heh.

You may need to consider joining the Male Nurse Foley Placement in Anasarcic Male Patients Society. You know, a back up plan.


;)

OKC-SLC
10/9/2007, 09:27 PM
Does that S**T work?
Hell if I know.

I'll tell you what does, though--burning more calories than ingested.

critical_phil
10/9/2007, 09:31 PM
heh.

You may need to consider joining the Male Nurse Foley Placement in Anasarcic Male Patients Society. You know, a back up plan.

i'm already a member in good standing.

i'd go as far as to say that, except for 1TC, i can handle another man's wiener better than anyone on this board.

he probably gets paid more for his services though.


[hairGel]

StoopTroup
10/9/2007, 09:43 PM
Hell if I know.

I'll tell you what does, though--burning more calories than ingested.
I think if folks simply got a pedometer and did at least 10,000 steps a day, they would easily burn off more calories than ingested.

OKC-SLC
10/9/2007, 09:49 PM
he probably gets paid more for his services though.
Don't sell yourself short--you're an incredible weiner handler.

OKC-SLC
10/9/2007, 09:55 PM
I think if folks simply got a pedometer and did at least 10,000 steps a day, they would easily burn off more calories than ingested.
I agree.

It's almost comical to me--patients come in with their cholesterol or diabetes or hypertension out of control despite multiple medications--all the while their weight is climbing and climbing. They subsequently must get started on more and more medications.

Then they go to their friends at church, or their coworkers, or their Bingo friend and complain about how "all my doctor does is put me on more and more pills" between cigarettes.


This is why OUDoc is a bigger man than I. He can deal with that stuff. I chose to specialize.

OUDoc
10/9/2007, 09:58 PM
This is why OUDoc is a bigger man than I.
You said you weren't peeking. :mad:

OKC-SLC
10/9/2007, 10:02 PM
You said you weren't peeking. :mad:
Well, it IS your cell phone's screensaver.

Edit: By the way, you're at 9,999.