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Viking Kitten
10/2/2007, 06:28 PM
:mad:

Buying beer in Texas with Oklahoma ID could prove challenging


OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) - Because of the way some State Fair of Texas
concessionaires interpret state law, Oklahomans who travel to
Dallas for the Texas-Oklahoma game this weekend might have trouble
buying beer.

Some fair vendors are choosing not to sell alcohol to people who
appear younger than 30 and present out-of-state identification.
The reason is a quirky state law that says a vendor who sells an
alcoholic beverage to someone under 21 has not violated the law if
the person buying the alcohol has what appears to be a valid Texas
I-D.

That same protection does not apply if the purchaser presented
an out-of-state license.

That means Oklahoma fans with valid Oklahoma licenses might have
trouble buying booze this weekend if they appear under 30.
Petro-Sooner
10/2/2007, 06:33 PM
I can see that goofy law applying in Oklahoma sadly. We have some crazy ones ourselves.
Okla-homey
10/2/2007, 06:45 PM
:mad:

Buying beer in Texas with Oklahoma ID could prove challenging


OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) - Because of the way some State Fair of Texas
concessionaires interpret state law, Oklahomans who travel to
Dallas for the Texas-Oklahoma game this weekend might have trouble
buying beer.

Some fair vendors are choosing not to sell alcohol to people who
appear younger than 30 and present out-of-state identification.
The reason is a quirky state law that says a vendor who sells an
alcoholic beverage to someone under 21 has not violated the law if
the person buying the alcohol has what appears to be a valid Texas
I-D.

That same protection does not apply if the purchaser presented
an out-of-state license.

That means Oklahoma fans with valid Oklahoma licenses might have
trouble buying booze this weekend if they appear under 30.


No problem. Just get the bald guy you live with to buy the drinkies.;)
jeremy885
10/2/2007, 07:01 PM
I had that problem when I tried to buy beer after the 2001 game.

I also had that problem when I first moved down in 2005. The new OK DL has better security features then tx one, but it took a store manager to approve the purchases. Seriously, it's an hour north. I doubt they gave the evacuees from LA the same problem with their IDs.
proud gonzo
10/2/2007, 07:10 PM
good thing i'm not going down there--i'd be ****ed.


...either interpretation of "****ed" is appropriate in this case.
C&CDean
10/2/2007, 07:10 PM
I go to the game, and get the hell out of the fairgrounds as quickly as I can. I hate that ****ing place with all my blackened soul. Them Texans can stick their Fletchers and their funnel cakes, and their Big Tex, and their no-selling beer up their filthy bungholes. I ain't got time to stop for a beer in that God-foresaken wasteland. My favorite part of the trip each year is crossing the Red coming back home.
soonerboomer93
10/2/2007, 07:11 PM
If i get id'd when i'm in texas next weekend, i'm gonna give 'em my korean id
BudSooner
10/2/2007, 07:54 PM
No problem. Just get the bald guy you live with to buy the drinkies.;)

Yeah, what he said. :D
tommieharris91
10/2/2007, 08:05 PM
Just tear off some nut sacs.
SicEmBaylor
10/2/2007, 08:15 PM
I can't speak for the state fair, but I've never had trouble buying alcohol in TX with my OK ID.
Zbird
10/2/2007, 08:18 PM
I go to the game, and get the hell out of the fairgrounds as quickly as I can. I hate that ****ing place with all my blackened soul. Them Texans can stick their Fletchers and their funnel cakes, and their Big Tex, and their no-selling beer up their filthy bungholes. I ain't got time to stop for a beer in that God-foresaken wasteland. My favorite part of the trip each year is crossing the Red coming back home.

Yeah, but how do you really feel about Texas and Texans Dean?
GrapevineSooner
10/2/2007, 08:21 PM
I've never had problems buying beer in Texas.







;)
C&CDean
10/2/2007, 08:25 PM
Yeah, but how do you really feel about Texas and Texans Dean?

Like cats, coons, skunks, armadillos, possums, skeeters, ticks, chiggers, flies, and gnats. The only good ones are dead ones.
SicEmBaylor
10/2/2007, 08:27 PM
Like cats, coons, skunks, armadillos, possums, skeeters, ticks, chiggers, flies, and gnats. The only good ones are dead ones.
They do have better beer though. None of that 3.2 ****.

Just sayin'
proud gonzo
10/2/2007, 08:29 PM
They do have better beer though. None of that 3.2 ****.

Just sayin'what the **** would you know? you drink Zima.
SicEmBaylor
10/2/2007, 08:33 PM
what the **** would you know? you drink Zima.
Except I really don't and I do drink beer and even Zima here is 5%.
5% Zima>3.5 *insert beer here*
Petro-Sooner
10/2/2007, 08:34 PM
BWWWWHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH


Seriously guy. Why Zima?
C&CDean
10/2/2007, 08:35 PM
Zima ain't > anything. I don't care if it's 180 proof Zima.

Besides, I drink whiskey. Chasing whiskey with 3.2 beer doesn't bother me a bit.
OCUDad
10/2/2007, 08:52 PM
I can't speak for the state fair, but I've never had trouble buying alcohol in TX with my OK ID.Well, they do tend to go a little easier on women than men.:rolleyes:
PrideTrombone
10/2/2007, 08:54 PM
http://www.clown-ministry.com/images/art-carney-a-biography.jpg
KABOOKIE
10/2/2007, 08:58 PM
[SIZE=2]:mad:

Some fair vendors are choosing not to sell alcohol to people who
appear younger than 30 and present out-of-state identification.

You're covered. ;)
GottaHavePride
10/2/2007, 09:00 PM
Dude, how fast can you run?


;)
Viking Kitten
10/2/2007, 09:06 PM
Doesn't matter how fast he runs. I can make a stiletto heel function like a boomerang. BOOM. HEADSHOT. Then back on my foot just in time for cocktail hour.
GottaHavePride
10/2/2007, 09:10 PM
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/7982/fpsdoug1ei.gif
LilSooner
10/2/2007, 09:49 PM
This one time Rhino and I were playing this game, I can't remember what its called. But I had this word and I had to get him to say the word.

So I said BOOM!

He promptly said HEADSHOT!

Everyone looked at us like we were retarded.

I love that man.
Viking Kitten
10/2/2007, 09:59 PM
Get your happy, over-the-moon newlywed bliss the hell outta my thread, lady. This is about me being denied beer and the carnage that will follow.
LilSooner
10/2/2007, 10:03 PM
Ok how's this for ya. I'm gonna cut a bitch if I get denied me some be-ah!

How's that for some pent up rage.
Viking Kitten
10/2/2007, 10:08 PM
Not bad!

I'm gonna get all Old Testament on them mutha f***ahs. They best accept this I.D. or I'm a slay some punk up in here.
soonerboomer93
10/2/2007, 10:13 PM
oh, just have some cleavage showing, they won't even think to ask...
Viking Kitten
10/2/2007, 10:14 PM
Doesn't work on chicks.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/2/2007, 10:28 PM
VK, We will just have to pick the dude carnies. I'm sure the three of us can get some beer. If not, we just send czar with the tickets. He looks old enough.
soonerboomer93
10/2/2007, 10:47 PM
Doesn't work on chicks.

this is dallas and Carneys, there ain't no telling who it'll work on...
JohnnyMack
10/2/2007, 10:53 PM
Does anyone have the balls to point out the
people who appear younger than 30 part?

I sure don't.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/2/2007, 10:57 PM
Does anyone have the balls to point out the part?

I sure don't.Shut your whore mouth. ;)
soonerboomer93
10/2/2007, 11:03 PM
Does anyone have the balls to point out the part?

I sure don't.

Kabookie is already running from the stilletto's of doom....
Okla-homey
10/3/2007, 05:20 AM
Doesn't work on chicks.

it might if she has a mullet and is wearing a flannel shirt. NTTAWT.
SoonerJack
10/3/2007, 08:56 AM
This is almost as good as the old VK - BSG shoe thread.

And if some carney thought I looked under 30, I'd tip her.
sooneron
10/3/2007, 09:06 AM
This thread begs the question. Does VK appear to be <30?







:D ;) :eek:
sooneron
10/3/2007, 09:11 AM
[crickets chirping]






:eek:
M
10/3/2007, 09:19 AM
This thread begs the question. Does VK appear to be <30?







:D ;) :eek:



Apparently she could pass for younger than 21 cause she always get IDed when we go out.
OUDoc
10/3/2007, 09:20 AM
And if some carney thought I looked under 30, I'd tip her.
She'd probably appreciate the whole thing.
sooneron
10/3/2007, 09:34 AM
Apparently she could pass for younger than 21 cause she always get IDed when we go out.
Meh, what do I know. I'm a man! I'm 40!!!![hairGel]
IB4OU2
10/3/2007, 09:57 AM
Looks under 21 or not, I'd make VK beg for beer...
Viking Kitten
10/3/2007, 10:06 AM
[Sigh] I'm fairly sure I look under 30 at least some of the time only because I've been caught without my ID a couple times and have been refused service. I also drink a lot of Diet Coke, and and I'm pretty sure it contains formaldehyde and ethylene glycol, so you see I'm preserving myself from the inside out.

My only point is that you have to realize seriously, if I'm denied beer, I can be a very unpleasant human being.
Fugue
10/3/2007, 10:08 AM
[Sigh] I'm fairly sure I look under 30 at least some of the time only because I've been caught without my ID a couple times and have been refused service. I also drink a lot of Diet Coke, and and I'm pretty sure it contains formaldehyde and ethylene glycol, so you see I'm preserving myself from the inside out.

My only point is that you have to realize seriously, if I'm denied beer, I can be a very unpleasant human being.

I can't imagine that.


http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/051121/135119__Seinfeld_l.jpg
IB4OU2
10/3/2007, 10:12 AM
Ok,OK but where's the beer and schnitzelgruben tent?
Viking Kitten
10/3/2007, 10:32 AM
I can't imagine that.


http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/051121/135119__Seinfeld_l.jpg

'Oh! It's been a long journey from Milan to Minsk! Rochelle, Rochelle!'
Fugue
10/3/2007, 11:03 AM
You are so freaking talented.

Alright back to beer rage:mad: and stuff......
sooneron
10/3/2007, 11:25 AM
My only point is that you have to realize seriously, if I'm denied beer, I can be a very unpleasant human being.
Same here.


But doesn't it seem that when you don't have the id on you , you get id'd. Very Murphy's law.:(
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/3/2007, 11:40 AM
That happened to me on my grad school graduation night. I went to The Vista with a gentleman friend and the waitress ID'd me. Of course I had left it at home.

She let me have a few shots anyway.
proud gonzo
10/3/2007, 01:58 PM
[Sigh] I'm fairly sure I look under 30 at least some of the time only because I've been caught without my ID a couple times and have been refused service. I also drink a lot of Diet Coke, and and I'm pretty sure it contains formaldehyde and ethylene glycol, so you see I'm preserving myself from the inside out.

My only point is that you have to realize seriously, if I'm denied beer, I can be a very unpleasant human being.I would definitely serve you beer. Not because I think you look over 30, but because you look like you would probably impale someone with a straw if they didn't give you beer ;)
Beef
10/3/2007, 02:15 PM
I would definitely serve you beer. Not because I think you look over 30, but because you look like you would probably impale someone with a straw if they didn't give you beer ;)
Or run over your pony.
IB4OU2
10/3/2007, 02:18 PM
That happened to me on my grad school graduation night. I went to The Vista with a gentleman friend and the waitress ID'd me. Of course I had left it at home.

She let me have a few shots anyway.

I think requesting a booster chair may have raised a brow.
SicEmBaylor
10/3/2007, 02:19 PM
I think requesting a booster chair may have raised a brow.
:-(
proud gonzo
10/3/2007, 02:38 PM
HAH!
Czar Soonerov
10/3/2007, 02:44 PM
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/3927/vkchokeol9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
soonerbrat
10/3/2007, 02:59 PM
take yer passport
colleyvillesooner
10/3/2007, 03:07 PM
This girl is smart!
soonerbrat
10/3/2007, 04:50 PM
speaking of using passports as ID....

I tried to use a credit card at a clothing store one day, didn't have my license, so I showed the girl my passport...she said "i'm sorry, I need a real ID"

:rolleyes:
soonerboomer93
10/3/2007, 06:30 PM
well, most americans don't even have passports...
OUDoc
10/3/2007, 07:29 PM
well, most US Americans don't even have passports...
Or maps.