How do you feel about women's rights? (Groucho's BD thread)

[TUSooner]

I like either side of them.
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October 2 is the birthday of
Julius Henry Marx (1890-1977)

Even if you never heard of him, you've heard him, because half the posts on these boards - the funniest ones, anyway - are imitations of the orginal American wiseguy - Groucho.

[olevetonahill]

A mans only as old as the woman he feels

[Whet]

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."

[Oldnslo]

Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.

I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

[Newbomb Turk]

My dad never missed You Bet Your Life. Of course what dad watched, we all watched.

[TUSooner]

I was married by a judge; I should have asked for a jury.

[soonerscuba]

Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark too read.

[TexasLidig8r]

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Oh.. and

Lydia oh Lydia.. say have you met Lydia.. Lydia the Tattooed Lady....

[Widescreen]

Never cared much for his manifesto.

[TUSooner]

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

[Jerk]

"I'll answer that question for Chris.."

[olevetonahill]

I intend to live forever , or die trying .

[phead903]

I would never join a club that would admit me as a member.