View Full Version : How do you feel about women's rights? (Groucho's BD thread)
TUSooner
10/2/2007, 02:35 PM
I like either side of them.
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October 2 is the birthday of
Julius Henry Marx (1890-1977)
Even if you never heard of him, you've heard him, because half the posts on these boards - the funniest ones, anyway - are imitations of the orginal American wiseguy - Groucho.
olevetonahill
10/2/2007, 02:50 PM
A mans only as old as the woman he feels
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
Oldnslo
10/2/2007, 03:02 PM
Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
Newbomb Turk
10/2/2007, 03:11 PM
My dad never missed You Bet Your Life. Of course what dad watched, we all watched.
TUSooner
10/2/2007, 03:41 PM
I was married by a judge; I should have asked for a jury.
soonerscuba
10/2/2007, 04:17 PM
Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark too read.
TexasLidig8r
10/2/2007, 04:31 PM
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Oh.. and
Lydia oh Lydia.. say have you met Lydia.. Lydia the Tattooed Lady....
Widescreen
10/2/2007, 04:35 PM
Never cared much for his manifesto.
TUSooner
10/2/2007, 05:40 PM
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'll answer that question for Chris.."
olevetonahill
10/2/2007, 07:02 PM
I intend to live forever , or die trying .
phead903
10/2/2007, 07:13 PM
I would never join a club that would admit me as a member.
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