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Partial Qualifier
10/1/2007, 12:40 PM
I just heard Gumby was introduced as "America's Head Coach" at their game on saturday.

..bwahahamehhehmeh!1 LOL!!
OUDoc
10/1/2007, 12:41 PM
Well, I didn't vote for him.



:)
picasso
10/1/2007, 12:43 PM
America's 40 year old head coach!
fadada1
10/1/2007, 12:43 PM
Well, I didn't vote for him.



:)
apparently i missed the voting alltogether.
Jack T.
10/1/2007, 12:43 PM
Well, I didn't vote for him.



:)

Maybe a watery tart threw a sword at him.
OUDoc
10/1/2007, 12:44 PM
He's a man!
Partial Qualifier
10/1/2007, 12:50 PM
no seriously guys, picture it: Gumby takes the field and the P.A. Announcer introduces him as "AMERICA's Head Coach!" .. and the fans go wild!

..bwahahamehhehmeh!1 LOL!!
OUDoc
10/1/2007, 12:51 PM
no seriously guys, picture it: Gumby takes the field and the P.A. Announcer introduces him as "AMERICA's Head Coach!" .. and the fans go wild!

..bwahahamehhehmeh!1 LOL!!
BOTH fans went wild?
Rhino
10/1/2007, 12:53 PM
Now the OSU fans will want to keep him. Hooray!

Now we need A&M to do the same.
OKC-SLC
10/1/2007, 12:56 PM
If he's America's head coach, I'm America's pr0n star.
Piware
10/1/2007, 02:12 PM
I think the announcer said America's Head Case Coach. Or maybe he talking about his hair. Either way, he's a doofus.
mdklatt
10/1/2007, 02:15 PM
oSu - the state's university
[hairGel] - America's head coach
T Boone - Biggest ****** in the Universe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Biggest_******_in_the_Universe)

:rolleyes:
Widescreen
10/1/2007, 02:38 PM
They have quickly become the motto program. They can't back anything up in terms of accomplishing stuff so they roll out silly self-proclaimed accolades. Typical.

I really can't wait until we play them. Gundy needs to go ahead and find out if hair gel can also be used as a lubricant.
Animal Mother
10/1/2007, 04:37 PM
Gundy is a DAD!!! Of children!!!

Delusional Aggie Dumbazz
StoopTroup
10/1/2007, 04:50 PM
Les Miles is gonna be pi$$ed!
tommieharris91
10/1/2007, 05:40 PM
So America's Head Coach is 14-15 in his career, and he's 8-1 against 1-AA and Sun Belt teams????!?!?

ROFLZ!!!1!!

EDIT: I hope he earned himself an extension with that rant.
Desert Sapper
10/1/2007, 05:49 PM
Maybe a watery tart threw a sword at him.

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
william_brasky
10/1/2007, 05:55 PM
Oklahoma Superlatives University - they're the bestest in the universe, and in any other dimension.

Their Marketing/PR team has dimentia?
hgarmorer
10/1/2007, 06:20 PM
C'mon guys there was more than two fans there...
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h1/hgarmorer/Boone_Pickens_Stadium.jpg
SoonerKnight
10/1/2007, 06:20 PM
And yet Bush was elected President twice!!!! ;)
birddog
10/1/2007, 06:23 PM
why did'n they stick with the "world" theme and declare him "world's coach"?
Crimson Kid
10/1/2007, 06:28 PM
Good lord, must they give everything a "tag line" ?
Mixer!
10/1/2007, 06:42 PM
That's why they're aggy, son. ;)
goingoneight
10/1/2007, 07:44 PM
"World's Most Powerful Offense" :rolleyes:
Orange :rolleyes:
A "likely" win at Georgia :rolleyes:
Two "creampuffs" before Texas Tech :rolleyes:
Orange :rolleyes:
Mother of children :rolleyes:
Innackert!!!111!1 :rolleyes:
Orange :rolleyes:
"America's Coach" :rolleyes:

... see a pattern, here?
birddog
10/1/2007, 07:50 PM
it's good to be a sooner.

thank the good lord none of u have to be associated with such an embarrassing cult.