View Full Version : Mack Brown...
StoopTroup
9/30/2007, 01:20 PM
....just drowned a kitten. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/icon15.gif
birddog
9/30/2007, 01:29 PM
if you think the herpes on his lip is disgusting, you don't want to see his junk!
OKC-SLC
9/30/2007, 01:34 PM
...is realizing, along with his fan base, he was no better a coach in 2005 than he was before or has been since.
...is certain texass only lost yesterday because he didn't clap enough.
devOUt
9/30/2007, 02:06 PM
.....has freed more criminals than Johnny Cochran.
King Crimson
9/30/2007, 02:08 PM
will perfect nuclear fission if it's all about clapping.
OUAndy1807
9/30/2007, 02:14 PM
....is a baby raper.
MextheBulldog
9/30/2007, 02:22 PM
...is realizing, along with his fan base, he was no better a coach in 2005 than he was before or has been since.
Was trying to come up with something similar to this....NICE.
Sooner Eclipse
9/30/2007, 02:23 PM
.... should hire F. Lee Bailey for defensive co-ordinator.
illinisooner
9/30/2007, 02:32 PM
...is answering this one for Colt.
josh09
9/30/2007, 02:33 PM
....thought he got hosed because he thought that when VY came to the game yesterday, he was actually gonna play.
StormySooner-IN
9/30/2007, 02:33 PM
...should just give up.
...drives 50 in the passing lane, with his blinker on.
BoomerSooner07
9/30/2007, 02:47 PM
if you think the herpes on his lip is disgusting, you don't want to see his junk!
...Got the herpes from Bevo
David Earl
9/30/2007, 04:44 PM
Doesn't want to go to Alabama because he fears having to have banjo extraction surgery on his knee.
Octavian
9/30/2007, 04:46 PM
...is answering this one for Colt.
clap, clap, clap...
stoops the eternal pimp
9/30/2007, 04:46 PM
will have a two game losing streak after next week
meoveryouxinfinity
9/30/2007, 04:52 PM
Is glad he extended his contract this spring and saying "ha! gotcha!"
Tulsa_Fireman
9/30/2007, 04:59 PM
...thinks coffee is good with cream but it's better black.
r5TPsooner
9/30/2007, 05:05 PM
Is a bail bondsman is his spare time.
AlbqSooner
9/30/2007, 06:48 PM
Is seeking a PR rep to speak for him.
Eielson
9/30/2007, 06:50 PM
Will seek Vince Young to make out with after the game.
tommieharris91
9/30/2007, 06:57 PM
...doesn't realize OU wrote his contract extension.
guzziguy
9/30/2007, 07:06 PM
Wants Jenni C. to rag on one of his players so he can go all Gumby after Saturday's game and not have to answer questions.
goingoneight
9/30/2007, 07:32 PM
... and play Sam Houston State instead of a real team to follow up.
StoopTroup
9/30/2007, 07:34 PM
....waterpiks his teeth in a bidet.
DrZaius
9/30/2007, 07:35 PM
Believes that "foot tapping" in the bathroom is sexy.
KantoSooner
9/30/2007, 07:37 PM
coaches the university of texas.
And isn't that really about all the abuse you could possibly hurl at anyone?
proudsoonergal
9/30/2007, 07:37 PM
....clap on......clap off......clap on......clap off......
DrZaius
9/30/2007, 07:42 PM
Would have no sex at all if it wasn't for pick pockets and frisking at airports.
XingTheRubicon
9/30/2007, 07:57 PM
http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/3508/mackjetsm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Eielson
9/30/2007, 08:30 PM
Wants Jenni C. to rag on one of his players so he can go all Gumby after Saturday's game and not have to answer questions.
He'll switch it up. He'll go crazy on forum posters.
"The point I was trying to make is that coaching plays a huge factor in the outcome of a game. You can win a game or loss a game no matter how good of althletes you have. Once again we have the talent its the coaching we lack. Its NOT EXCUSES its a fact. I don't have to validate my remarks about Texas having Arguably the best athletes in the country its proven year after year with their recruiting classes being ranked and the Number of players drafted into the NFL. Did you see the word arguably? Some people say California,Florida,Ohio most people base their opinions on the national rankings just as I do. As far as telling me to get out of the state of Texas and see the world already. I've lived in Georgia,Alabama,Florida,Ohio,California and lived in Europe for 3 years and visited many others. I consider myself culturaly diverse and my opinion still hasn't changed."
http://forums.sportingnews.com/viewtopic.php?t=274605
OKC-SLC
9/30/2007, 09:06 PM
...puts paragraphs and stuff in the wrong threads
Mrs.oumartin
9/30/2007, 09:10 PM
Owns a 2 game win streak on our beloved Sooners
mojohornfan
9/30/2007, 09:17 PM
Owns a 2 game win streak on our beloved Sooners
This one wins:D
A Sooner in Texas
9/30/2007, 09:46 PM
Owns a 2 game win streak on our beloved Sooners
And suffered through HOW MANY losses at the hands of OU before those 2 wins??????:rolleyes:
goingoneight
9/30/2007, 09:48 PM
... is a faggy whorn. :P
birddog
9/30/2007, 09:52 PM
takes a snort of vodka and exclaims, "ah, sweet elixir!"
BoomerGirl34
9/30/2007, 09:56 PM
........... has a Austin area bondsman on speed dial.
goingoneight
9/30/2007, 09:57 PM
... wears red whenever he's on vacation.
StuIsTheMan
9/30/2007, 09:57 PM
Is afraid that oumartin will release his tape of Mac and the Brotha's...Further ending the mystery...What happend to the watch...
SoonerBorn68
9/30/2007, 10:06 PM
...apparantly posed for this picture voluntarily. :mack:
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/dounoJesus/sport%20stars/mackvince.jpg
SoonerBorn68
9/30/2007, 10:09 PM
...still looks like Roscoe P. Coltrane.
http://www.secbigten.com/pics-funny_files/image049.jpg
SoonerBorn68
9/30/2007, 10:14 PM
...is one finger away from the shocker.
http://www.buzz-productions.biz/images/mackBrown_sm.jpg
SoonerBorn68
9/30/2007, 10:26 PM
is probably over the KSU loss and has moved on to focus on Oklahoma.
(unlike many on this board)
goingoneight
9/30/2007, 10:31 PM
... is realy ****ed that OKLAHOMA is spending more time talking about COLORADO on the week of the RED RIVER SHOOTOUT!
Go figure. :confused:
SoonerBorn68
9/30/2007, 10:34 PM
...still thinks Stanberry intercepted that ball in the endzone.
Turd_Ferguson
9/30/2007, 10:38 PM
had secks with my chihuahua.
KantoSooner
9/30/2007, 10:43 PM
But did the chihuahua wake up?
....inquiring minds and all that....
illinisooner
9/30/2007, 10:50 PM
...gives coaching advice to Mets manager Willie Randolph.
birddog
9/30/2007, 10:51 PM
scoops out the kitty litter with his hands.
Sooner Eclipse
9/30/2007, 10:56 PM
....stole frans idea for making money and is currently selling his players rap sheets to boosters. He uses the extra cash to bail out his team.
sitzpinkler
9/30/2007, 11:45 PM
...puts out during outbreaks
goingoneight
10/1/2007, 12:16 AM
... is responsible for the constant recirculation of the Longwhorn circumcision in the OKC bar story.
...was on the verge of beating K State, but just ran out of time.
goingoneight
10/1/2007, 12:51 AM
... thinks coaching was the reason we lost to Colorado.
the_edge
10/1/2007, 01:09 AM
... thinks Greg Davis penis tastes like chicken.
CincySooner
10/1/2007, 07:43 AM
... is going to lose this week because the mojo thread isn't recycled from last year.
SoonerinSouthlake
10/1/2007, 08:29 AM
Says the tent scene in Brokeback Mountian makes him miss Vince Young
royalfan5
10/1/2007, 09:54 AM
....is really thankful for Franchione's existence right now.
badger
10/1/2007, 09:58 AM
...seeks out recruits that like to wear orange on AND off the field *wink wink* ;)
TheUnnamedSooner
10/1/2007, 10:00 AM
... shows total disregard to the 3 second rule.
illinisooner
10/1/2007, 10:08 AM
...is looking ahead to Iowa State.
cjames317
10/1/2007, 11:10 AM
petitioned the Big 12 to move the RRS to Boulder.
elderlysooner
10/1/2007, 11:15 AM
.....has freed more criminals than Johnny Cochran.
I think that devOUt's reply is the best thing I've read on any board.:P :P
fadada1
10/1/2007, 11:26 AM
... snitched on fran for running his website, after not getting a full injury report.
illinisooner
10/1/2007, 01:20 PM
...thinks, with his players, they have a better shot to win the Red River Shootout than the Red River Rivalry.
cjames317
10/1/2007, 02:30 PM
... packs a Colt when he comes to Fair Park.
GrapevineSooner
10/1/2007, 02:34 PM
...took one week to wear out the very first clapper he ever bought .
Scoregasm
10/1/2007, 03:49 PM
Is a mother..... A mother of children!
StoopTroup
10/1/2007, 04:13 PM
...gets a private table dance from Big Tex before the Fair officially opens.
limey_sooner
10/1/2007, 04:24 PM
...begins to weep when he looks in the mirror every morning and realizes that he is Mack Brown.
David Earl
10/1/2007, 04:40 PM
...Refers to himself as "Big Daddy Mack" when talking to his wife.
StoopTroup
10/1/2007, 04:45 PM
...is married to a man.
yur-out
10/1/2007, 04:52 PM
...gets a private table dance from Lid and caphorns before the Fair officially opens.
fixed
StoopTroup
10/1/2007, 04:56 PM
fixed
It's probably all three of them.
:pop:
StoopTroup
10/1/2007, 08:29 PM
...was turned down by "Dancing with the Stars".
...can't watch game film in the same room as Greg Davis because they just end up playing grab *** all night long.
...just revealed one of his secrets on MackBrownFootball.com
Gameplannin'? Hell. Yeah, I'll watch a little film. But this week will be a whole lot of saddle soap treatments and my Friday manicure, the deluxe treatment. This is the biggest day of clappin' and *** grabbin'...I mean, back slappin', of the year, son. Gotta make sure the ol' mits are in prime condition.
StoopTroup
10/1/2007, 10:13 PM
...thought his Doctor was smack talking him when he prescribed Mack the purple pill.
birddog
10/1/2007, 10:19 PM
orders a squirt soda at restaurants, then claps while laughing.
StoopTroup
10/1/2007, 10:22 PM
...should sue Texas for ruining his Coaching career.
StoopTroup
10/1/2007, 10:24 PM
....sleeps on top of a Vince Young Fathead.
tommieharris91
10/1/2007, 10:25 PM
....is really thankful for Franchione's existence right now.
...got beat by Franchione at home. :gasp:
...got a restraining order put on him by Vince Young after this weekend.
Crucifax Autumn
10/2/2007, 02:19 AM
...Has a bail bondsman on retainer
Crucifax Autumn
10/2/2007, 02:20 AM
...Thinks Bevo is HAWT!
Crucifax Autumn
10/2/2007, 02:21 AM
...Is hoping I don't get enough time off from working at home to fark him to death
David Earl
10/2/2007, 06:21 AM
Thinks elbow macaroni is Spanish for "the bow macaroni".
SoonerEmpire
10/2/2007, 06:50 AM
... thinks Coach Fran is just misunderstood...
SoonerEmpire
10/2/2007, 07:27 AM
... thinks Ms Teen South Carolina is an intelligent U.S. American!
SoonerEmpire
10/2/2007, 07:29 AM
... has a crush on Kirk Cameron...
KRYPTON
10/2/2007, 07:54 AM
... is fine exactly where he is, and I wish him many more years at UT head coach.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/2/2007, 10:12 AM
Thought urine made a better liquid for his all natural vinegar and baking soda toothpaste...It had some side effects that "ole yellowteeth" wasn't expecting...
HappyClappyMackBrown
10/2/2007, 10:22 AM
Swallows...Colt McCoy told me so
cjames317
10/2/2007, 10:37 AM
posts these posts in the locker room to fire up his players for the RRS. But they all just point and giggle.
Curly Bill
10/2/2007, 11:06 AM
...tucks Colt McCoy in every night...and tell's him a bedtime story.
Intown
10/2/2007, 12:56 PM
Makes Leslie breakfast
KRYPTON
10/2/2007, 01:03 PM
... once gave backdoor lovin' to Rick Wakeman by accident thinking he was actually Ann Coulter. :eek:
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/2/2007, 01:05 PM
Brushes his teeth with crushed up Cheetos.
cjames317
10/2/2007, 02:00 PM
... wants to give Sam a big 'ol hug.
Landthief 1972
10/2/2007, 04:27 PM
...will have Colt's head wrapped in 10 feet of bubblewrap to avoid another concussion occurring...
...on the headboard when Mack has the dominant role during "relations."
FirstandGoal
10/2/2007, 05:24 PM
... sends emails weekly to ABC begging to be on Dancing With the Stars...
Leroy Lizard
10/2/2007, 07:25 PM
posts music videos on YouTube that don't play to the end.
StoopTroup
10/2/2007, 09:09 PM
...is a woman in a man's body.
goingoneight
10/2/2007, 10:24 PM
... strangely reminds me of Mr. Garrison on South Park.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/2/2007, 10:32 PM
Thinks that Domino's oreo mustache commercial is hilarious
sanantoniosooner
10/2/2007, 10:34 PM
is descendent from a tribe of clapping organ monkeys.
Big Red Ron
10/2/2007, 10:37 PM
Is known to be able to "suck the chrome off a trailor hitch!" Per Vince Young
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/2/2007, 10:41 PM
Wonders if the guy in the Dr. Pepper commercial has any eligibility left.
Crucifax Autumn
10/3/2007, 01:41 AM
...Ate my dog
Crucifax Autumn
10/3/2007, 01:41 AM
...isn't qualified to polish Stoops' knob
Crucifax Autumn
10/3/2007, 01:42 AM
...scrubs Colt's back in the shower
Crucifax Autumn
10/3/2007, 01:44 AM
...Smells like cabbage
Choctaw
10/3/2007, 06:50 AM
...drives 50 in the passing lane, with his blinker on.
And just when I thought it couldn't get worse than drowning kittens!!!:eek:
illinisooner
10/3/2007, 09:47 AM
...tells kids that Santa isn't real.
Condescending Sooner
10/3/2007, 11:25 AM
Takes 5 practice swings before each shot, re-putts everytime he misses, flirts with the beer chick, and orders a hamburger at the turn when I am behind him on the golf course.
OKMAGIC
10/3/2007, 04:14 PM
Gets a Brazilian wax job weekly,,,,,,from Colt.
OKMAGIC
10/3/2007, 04:15 PM
Calls his wife "Tuna Woman".
StoopTroup
10/3/2007, 05:13 PM
....still can't get the tar off his heel.
StoopTroup
10/3/2007, 09:08 PM
...likes to do pregnancy checks on Bevo.
StoopTroup
10/4/2007, 04:45 PM
....is laughing that you folks let this thread slip to page 2.
...has business cards saying he is Texas Football Head Coach and Team Proctologist.
...got me fired not 3 days after I helped him get his car to the mechanic.
The bitch!
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/4/2007, 05:46 PM
Was mad that Albert Reed got kicked off Dancing with the Stars, because he was good eye candy.
...laughing his arse off that this thread slipped to the second page.
misplaced_sooner
10/5/2007, 10:43 AM
is secretly in love with Vince Young.
http://www.dallasnews.com/img/photo/01-05/rosebowl1.jpg
Andrew
OKC-SLC
10/5/2007, 11:16 AM
...is that guy.
...will be selling his cheeto toothpaste at the game. It's the key to his winning yeller smile!
HappyClappyMackBrown
10/5/2007, 12:44 PM
Wow...this thread has turned horrible, may i suggest that 99.45% of you dont quit your day jobs. And we wonder why sooner fans get such a bad rep for being nothing but dumb hicks.
Wow...this thread has turned horrible, may i suggest that 99.45% of you dont quit your day jobs. And we wonder why sooner fans get such a bad rep for being nothing but dumb hicks.
...agrees with this troll.
StoopTroup
10/5/2007, 03:37 PM
....thinks I'm the .55% that should keep this thing going.
...thinks 3/4 of this thread is INNAKERUT!!!
soonerloyal
10/5/2007, 04:03 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/KevAndLori/SOONERS/DrowninKittehH8BROWN.jpg
fadada1
10/5/2007, 04:09 PM
... thinks 11 posts on soonerfans deserves "all big 12" status.
StormySooner-IN
10/5/2007, 04:42 PM
....wonder why sooner fans get such a bad rep for being nothing but dumb hicks.......
Answer Here. (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=53887)
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...Is going to clap about 967 times tommrrow during OUr opening score.
illinisooner
10/5/2007, 05:11 PM
...plays countless games between OU and Texas on NCAA 08 and bases his game strategy on them.
SoonerEmpire
10/5/2007, 05:59 PM
... wants to make sweet, sweet love to Janet Reno...
.....is a closet Notre Dame fan.
SoonerEmpire
10/5/2007, 06:46 PM
... sings the Alka Seltzer song every time he has to crap... "Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh, what a relief it is"...
nBoSTP
10/5/2007, 10:40 PM
Sings Spice Girls songs at the Karaoke Bar
...gets up for the game with Sweatin' to the Oldies.
douxpaysan
10/6/2007, 12:14 PM
the closest he has come to being an athlete is having a bad case on both feet.:pop:
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