Anybody going Cougar hunting this weekend?

[LoyalFan]

Well, I is!
There's this 40-ish smoking hot feline hangin' at the Fox and/or Hound night before last. Your faithful correspondent totters in after a lonnnng day of annoying the bass at a local lake.
She leaves the small pod of friends she's been seated with and comes over and asks about the little LED light on the brim of my OU cap and the clippers hanging around my neck. I explain the purpose of these items. She asks if she may join me and learn more about bassfishing. I grant her wish. I make certain to wax eloquent re Sooner Magic. She seems enthralled.
Soooo...I'm invited to her lair to watch the Soonists destroy the Beefalos...then, perhaps to explore other means of amusement.
Score one for the old guy!

LF
On the road to Viagra Falls

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[soonerboomer93]

doesn't she have to be older then you to qualify as a cougar?

[GottaHavePride]

LF = 1TC?


I see wut u did thar.

[sanantoniosooner]

I guarantee that LF scores with better looking chicks than 1TC.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Where would this thread be without me?


Of course...as I always do EVERY WEEKEND!

[LoyalFan]

doesn't she have to be older then you to qualify as a cougar?

Well, sonny, there are no women older than I (that don't have the aura of death about them or blue hair.) Soooo...I granted her a waiver.
We may be compelled, however, to delay our tryst. Seems the family is on death-watch for a REALLY old relative and my intended vic...errr...enamorata pro tem...errr...friend may be summoned to the bedside at any moment.
We thought about advancing our plans to this evening but I'm committed to a mini-reunion with some old high school chums. These are an interesting little squad in that one was an Infantry officer in Vietnam, another (moi) commanded an armored unit there, one flew F-100s there (Saw him there. Talk about a class reunion.) and another was an Naval officer on a nuke boomer (See: Missile Sub)when it ran over and sank a Russki sub that played "Crazy Ivan" one time too many. That was all hushed up, BTW, 'cause the Reds NEVER admitted such an encounter. He's married to one of our twirlers. They both spent four years in the WrongWhorn Band and she continued her baton frolics therewith. His sister, BTW, was featured twirler with the WWB, BTW
Anyway, t'wixt the four of us, we sent a pretty high number of Commies to that Great Commune in The Sky. Miss those days...sniff.
The fighter jock and I were co-lead trumpets in HS, the Navy type was Principal Tuba and made all-state in choir, the Infantry dude was one of the "hoods". We all figured he'd die in prison but he really shocked us all...Army officer, College prof...who'da thunk it?
But I digress...

LF

[swardboy]

Hey, you thread-jacked your own thread! We need PICS!!!

[TexasLidig8r]

Now. at what age does a M.I.L.F. become a Cougar?

Oh.. and if you type that word without the periods between each letter, it astericks it out!

[goodonya]

Well, sonny, there are no women older than I (that don't have the aura of death about them or blue hair.) Soooo...I granted her a waiver.
We may be compelled, however, to delay our tryst. Seems the family is on death-watch for a REALLY old relative and my intended vic...errr...enamorata pro tem...errr...friend may be summoned to the bedside at any moment.
We thought about advancing our plans to this evening but I'm committed to a mini-reunion with some old high school chums. These are an interesting little squad in that one was an Infantry officer in Vietnam, another (moi) commanded an armored unit there, one flew F-100s there (Saw him there. Talk about a class reunion.) and another was an Naval officer on a nuke boomer (See: Missile Sub)when it ran over and sank a Russki sub that played "Crazy Ivan" one time too many. That was all hushed up, BTW, 'cause the Reds NEVER admitted such an encounter. He's married to one of our twirlers. They both spent four years in the WrongWhorn Band and she continued her baton frolics therewith. His sister, BTW, was featured twirler with the WWB, BTW
Anyway, t'wixt the four of us, we sent a pretty high number of Commies to that Great Commune in The Sky. Miss those days...sniff.
The fighter jock and I were co-lead trumpets in HS, the Navy type was Principal Tuba and made all-state in choir, the Infantry dude was one of the "hoods". We all figured he'd die in prison but he really shocked us all...Army officer, College prof...who'da thunk it?
But I digress...

LF

I'm impressed with your gang.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Now. at what age does a M.I.L.F. become a Cougar?

Oh.. and if you type that word without the periods between each letter, it astericks it out!


According to the guys here, about 45!

[skycat]

Now. at what age does a M.I.L.F. become a Cougar?

Oh.. and if you type that word without the periods between each letter, it astericks it out!

Not all Cougars are ****S.

[skycat]

****

Huh, who knew?

[soonerboomer93]

not all cougars are m.i.l.f.s

if you're younger she can be both a cougar and a m.i.l.f. (if she has kids)

if you're older or same age range then only a m.i.l.f. (if she has kids)