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SoonerKnight
9/25/2007, 02:30 AM
I know CU isn't the best team we'll face. I checked out their message board and this is too funny.......

Cu will win or give Ou huge problems. here are the reasons:
1. if we run we're as good as any one (exc USC &LSU)
2. qb. cody is as good as detmer in their first year. (saw them both)
3. Cu will run b/c Miller (he killed the DL on sat.) is a devasting
blocker v the run. 4 The DL
5. maivai
6. buffs will rush for 150 (see #2 &3) 7. if Cu runs for 150 cody will go for 250 plus. 8. Tulsa had no D, Cu does. ie dizon hypolite nicholas whealtey etc.
9. J. Smith,Celestine, Williams Solder Geer
10 Hawkins is a great coach much better than GB, sorry gate.
11. my wife says we will win (she's really pretty esp. for a guy my
age) but see 1-6.
12. Corso likes OU
13 I really like white russians but believe they speak the truth


http://www.netbuffs.com/message_board/football/2007/September/24/478088.php
Ground_Attack
9/25/2007, 04:23 AM
methinks he has had too many white russians.
soonerboomer93
9/25/2007, 05:16 AM
hard to argue point 12
Jacie
9/25/2007, 06:06 AM
Can we get some visuals on #11?
SoonerBOI
9/25/2007, 06:56 AM
:eek:
XFollower
9/25/2007, 06:59 AM
Don't tell them on the board, but we have a pretty good rushing defense. What a doofus.

Rushing Defense: 44 ypg (4th)
Total Defense: 234 ypg (5th)
sanantoniosooner
9/25/2007, 07:12 AM
Thank God we don't have any single individuals that provide silly analysis at this site.
hgarmorer
9/25/2007, 07:43 AM
That message board gives me a headache.
KantoSooner
9/25/2007, 08:04 AM
Alcohol.

God love it.
KantoSooner
9/25/2007, 08:05 AM
Alcohol.

God love it.
OUDoc
9/25/2007, 08:11 AM
11. my wife says we will win (she's really pretty esp. for a guy my age) but see 1-6.
His wife is a guy?
sooneron
9/25/2007, 08:13 AM
His wife is a guy?
Yeah, that threw me. Referring to him as she.
kevpks
9/25/2007, 08:37 AM
I watched FSU, a team with no offense, win without much trouble in Boulder. I know our history up there, but this game does not worry me very much. Colorado bottomed out last year and it will be awhile before they climb back up to the mediocrity of Big XII North championships.
soonerwalt
9/25/2007, 08:39 AM
"3. Cu will run b/c Miller (he killed the DL on sat.) is a devasting
blocker v the run."
OH GOD.... WE'RE DOOOOOOMMMMED!!!!

Oh, hang on we don't play in the MAC
Widescreen
9/25/2007, 08:42 AM
Thank God we don't have any single individuals that provide silly analysis at this site.
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2036864&postcount=1

Our analysis is the best outside the Daily Oklahoman.
OUster
9/25/2007, 09:28 AM
This thread is worthless without pics of dude's wife :rolleyes:
Widescreen
9/25/2007, 09:38 AM
This thread is worthless without pics of dude's wife :rolleyes:
This is Colorado we're talking about. Not Bama or Georgia. The last thing I want is to see some horsefaced woman in birkenstocks.
badger
9/25/2007, 09:39 AM
Ok guys, did some research on referring to his wife as "she" and "guy," and after careful thought and googling "ugly woman," I have found conclusive evidence that this is his wife (http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__michael-jackson.jpg).
:D

Oh, and we're going to kill Colly. They're like, awful. It's Division One Football! It's the Big 12!
My Opinion Matters
9/25/2007, 09:46 AM
Two questions:1) Why are stupid CU fans on this site?, and 2) Why are you imploring them to read this thread?
BuffVisitor
9/25/2007, 10:57 AM
That post is embarrassing.
We don't all feel that way.
Most of us don't.
We know you'll probably dismantle us.
That said, we really are on an upswing. (Hard not to improve on 2-10, though).
TexSooner000
9/25/2007, 02:02 PM
at least your honest.
Whet
9/25/2007, 02:29 PM
Can you say "Rocky Mountain High?"
The Maestro
9/25/2007, 02:41 PM
I'm going to Boulder to help find JonBenet's real killer.
r5TPsooner
9/25/2007, 02:43 PM
The only positive for CU against OU this weekend is that they're playing at home and that Ralphie doesn't have the runs.
hgarmorer
9/25/2007, 02:44 PM
Ok guys, did some research on referring to his wife as "she" and "guy," and after careful thought and googling "ugly woman," I have found conclusive evidence that this is his wife (http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__michael-jackson.jpg).
:D

Oh, and we're going to kill Colly. They're like, awful. It's Division One Football! It's the Big 12!

C'mon Badger...that's not his wife. I found her protesting outside of a Hooters.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h1/hgarmorer/protesthootershb2.jpg
TexasEx4OU
9/25/2007, 04:17 PM
That post is embarrassing.
We don't all feel that way.
Most of us don't.
We know you'll probably dismantle us.
That said, we really are on an upswing. (Hard not to improve on 2-10, though).

Jenni?
guzziguy
9/25/2007, 04:21 PM
C'mon Badger...that's not his wife. I found her protesting outside of a Hooters.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h1/hgarmorer/protesthootershb2.jpg

"Women are not for decoration"

Well, that's certainly applicable to the one on the right. The others however......
OUDoc
9/25/2007, 04:53 PM
That post is embarrassing.
We don't all feel that way.
Most of us don't.
We know you'll probably dismantle us.
That said, we really are on an upswing. (Hard not to improve on 2-10, though).
What a terrible haiku.
StuIsTheMan
9/25/2007, 05:11 PM
Cue General Akbar....Again
Cam
9/25/2007, 08:15 PM
They must have lifted weights over the summer.
olevetonahill
9/26/2007, 01:08 AM
C'mon Badger...that's not his wife. I found her protesting outside of a Hooters.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h1/hgarmorer/protesthootershb2.jpg
The one on our left is sayin "whats this Bugly bitch doing ?"
or in our words "WTF? Bitch.
Crucifax Autumn
9/26/2007, 01:21 AM
I don't know what Hooters that is, but here in Vegas, Hooters has chicks with boobs! They look okay otherwise, but for all I know the dyke with the sign is the one with the real hooters!
olevetonahill
9/26/2007, 01:24 AM
I don't know what Hooters that is, but here in Vegas, Hooters has chicks with boobs! They look okay otherwise, but for all I know the dyke with the sign is the one with the real hooters!
Ok you can have the Bugly chick with "REAL " boobs . Ill take the Hawt chicks cause they gots what I want in an attractive pakage ! :hot:
RedGiant
9/26/2007, 01:45 AM
Colorado MIGHT score some if they can run. Colorado won't be able to run. Colorado will score very little.
tommieharris91
9/26/2007, 01:53 AM
The Hooters chick on the left is the ugliest Hooters girl I've ever seen. She needs a Jenni Carlson article.
Crucifax Autumn
9/26/2007, 01:59 AM
I was hoping it was a bad pic...PErsonally I wanna wee the one who's blocked from view...she looks like she might be a keeper from the little I can see.

And like I said in my post, they look good otherwise, but where's the boobies?