Back in the day when I was a young man

[Jerk]

I'd wake up in the morning and the bed cover would look like a tent because of the tent pole holding everything up.

It's the same way now, but it's my belly.

[OUHOMER]

So you have a short tent pole?

[Jerk]

So you have a short tent pole?

No! A big belly!

[OUHOMER]

let's see if i got this straight.
1. man boobs
2. large belly
3. bad back
4. fascination with large caliber guns
5. short tent pole

:eek: ;)

[Jerk]

let's see if i got this straight.
1. man boobs
2. large belly
3. bad back
4. fascination with large caliber guns
5. short tent pole

:eek: ;)

Yes, some people have accused me of a fascination with guns to make up for other 'shortcomings.

In a way, they're kind of correct. If I could kill something at 300 yards with my di**, then I wouldn't need em.

[Zbird]

I'd wake up in the morning and the bed cover would look like a tent because of the tent pole holding everything up.


Reminds me of a story. Ol man had been travelin' all week - got home late friday night - he and wifey happy to see each other, but both too tired to do anything but sleep. He wakes up in the AM in an empty bed, hears the clatter of pots and pans in the kitchen. Just then, a rug rat walks by the open bedroom door. Pop says "c'mere" -- "Go in the kitchen and recite this poem for your mom. The pole is up, the tent is spread, put away them dishes and get back to bed." Rugrat complies. Shortly he comes back and says "Mom told me to recite this poem for you. Take down the pole and put the tent away, the monkey had a hemorrage, there'll be no show today".

[C&CDean]

Reminds me of a story. Ol man had been travelin' all week - got home late friday night - he and wifey happy to see each other, but both too tired to do anything but sleep. He wakes up in the AM in an empty bed, hears the clatter of pots and pans in the kitchen. Just then, a rug rat walks by the open bedroom door. Pop says "c'mere" -- "Go in the kitchen and recite this poem for your mom. The pole is up, the tent is spread, put away them dishes and get back to bed." Rugrat complies. Shortly he comes back and says "Mom told me to recite this poem for you. Take down the pole and put the tent away, the monkey had a hemorrage, there'll be no show today".

Heh. Where you been?

[mdklatt]

I'd wake up in the morning and the bed cover would look like a tent because of the tent pole holding everything up.

It's the same way now, but it's my belly.

I think I'm about the same age as you, and you could still fit a Boy Scout troop in bed with me in the morning. :texan:


Wait a minute...that didn't come out right. :eek: :O

[handcrafted]

let's see if i got this straight.
1. man boobs
2. large belly
3. bad back
4. fascination with large caliber guns
5. short tent pole

:eek: ;)

Dean?

[OU Adonis]

I think I'm about the same age as you, and you could still fit a Boy Scout troop in bed with me in the morning. :texan:




I didn't realize you were catholic mdklatt.

[mdklatt]

I didn't realize you were catholic mdklatt.

:D

Actually, I was (sorta) raised Catholic....

[OCUDad]

If I could kill something at 300 yards with my di**, then I wouldn't need em.Well, there's always your breath...

<runs away>

[Jerk]

Well, there's always your breath...

<runs away>

That only works when the target is downwind.

[C&CDean]

Dean?

Yes? There's not a thing on that list that describes me. Anymore...

[OU Adonis]

:D

Actually, I was (sorta) raised Catholic....

I was raised southern baptist, you guys got to do all the fun stuff.

[olevetonahill]

I think I'm about the same age as you, and you could still fit a Boy Scout troop in bed with me in the morning. :texan:


Wait a minute...that didn't come out right. :eek: :O
Your Micheal jackson ? :confused: :eek:

[Zbird]

Heh. Where you been?


Around, but just lurkin mostly.

[C&CDean]

Around, but just lurkin mostly.

Well post more often. We need some maturity around these parts.

You still hanging around down in PV?

[SoonerStormchaser]

No we don't!

[olevetonahill]

Well post more often. We need some maturity around these parts.

You still hanging around down in PV?
Just what am I chopped liver ?
wait dont answer that .

[Zbird]

Well post more often. We need some maturity around these parts.

You still hanging around down in PV?

2 or 3 days a week, almos alway on Wed night and usually on Thursday. Typing this in PV as we speak.

[Zbird]

Well post more often. We need some maturity around these parts.

You still hanging around down in PV?

Been called old, senior, aged, but never mature. Can't imagine why.

[OCUDad]

Been called old, senior, aged, but never mature. Can't imagine why.Let it go. Maturity is overrated.

[olevetonahill]

Let it go. Maturity is overrated.
Words of Maturity !:P